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      <image:title>Linger</image:title>
      <image:caption>Linger soy-coconut candle in a brushed-silver tin, lit on cream linen bedding with a journal, pen and lavender — Ironic Paradoxists</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Velvet Party</image:title>
      <image:caption>Velvet Party scented candle with a deep red label glowing on a glamorous night table with champagne and a city skyline — Ironic Paradoxists</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Verse 01 : Gilded Cage</image:title>
      <image:caption>Gilded Cage black scented candle lit beside a gold birdcage and saffron in moody low light — Ironic Paradoxists</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Verse 05: White Satin Riot</image:title>
      <image:caption>White Satin Riot textured white-stone candle lit among shattered glass and white satin — Ironic Paradoxists</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Verse 04: Concrete Rose</image:title>
      <image:caption>Concrete Rose raw-concrete candle lit on a rain-soaked city street with a dark red rose — Ironic Paradoxists</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Verse 03: Polished Lie</image:title>
      <image:caption>Polished Lie amber-glass scented candle glowing on a moody desk by a rainy night-city window — Ironic Paradoxists</image:caption>
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